Category: Skunch

  • \”The Business\”

    From Jake, via The Big Lead: I consider this retroactive visual evidence for all the times in college people thought wadE and I were insane for referencing this incident. Plus, it still cracks me up.

  • christmas is coming

    having trouble coming up with gift ideas? does your list include people who a) love japanese culture and 2) are weird? do i have some ideas for you… clicky-clicky. (SFW assuming people who sit around you aren\’t offended by plush dolls in the shape of poo.) if you\’re looking for gifts for me, i\’m really…

  • Squirrel!

    Ya know speaking of, it\’s about time for an annual viewing of Christmas Vacation, isn\’t it? But I digress: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=65079&in_page_id=2 I\’m a big fan of how they captioned that photo. I\’m also a big fan of the related items links. Just a little Monday laugh for y\’all. Enjoy. P.S. Is this the Enquirer of the…

  • Pudding guy.

    Holy Crap. A) That\’s a lot of pudding. B) I think this is one of the few times I\’ve ever read a story this outrageous where snopes.com has verified that it\’s actually true. C) Seriously, I\’ve gotta find a way to come up with something like this for myself. D) They say this all figured…

  • dryer balls

    i came home from work on monday evening to find the following sitting on my kitchen counter. yes. i am now the proud owner of dryer balls. apparently my life will never be the same. i can make my towels fluffier with my dryer balls. i can save energy with my dryer balls. i can…

  • Anderson plans \’1st\’ celebration

    In honor of Wade\’s recent one year anniversary at his employer, and his asking why no one writes something like this about him, I whipped up an article to commemorate the occassion. Enjoy!

  • Why Art Sucks (today)

    Some people find Duchamp\’s Fountain to be a low moment in art, others find it to be pure genius and \”the most influential artwork of the 20th Century\”. Either way, it was one of many signals that \”art\” as most people knew is during the 19th century was changing. I fall into the camp that…

  • Regarding Auto-Flush

    Dear toilet that auto-flushes in the staff bathroom, I didn\’t realize it was possible to be quite so annoyed at an inanimate object as I am frequently, repeatedly, with you. This morning while conducting the final phase of my coffee conversion to liquid waste, you flushed no fewer than four distinct times. Hello?! I was…

  • Fire Drill

    Remember when you were in grade school and there would be a fire drill? When you were especially young you had to line up and be counted by your teacher; then march outside and if you were lucky you got to see an actual fireman and fire truck! In high school it was a time…

  • Defining Insanity

    Some people define insanity as \”doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result\”. As for me, I would define it this. In case you are too lazy to go read the article, or the link has expired, here are a few snippets that caught my eye: \”Davis is part of a…