Pudding guy.

Holy Crap.

A) That\’s a lot of pudding.
B) I think this is one of the few times I\’ve ever read a story this outrageous where snopes.com has verified that it\’s actually true.
C) Seriously, I\’ve gotta find a way to come up with something like this for myself.
D) They say this all figured into the plot of Punch-Drunk Love somehow. It was probably four years ago, but I must have watched 75% of that movie before deciding it was categorically craptacular, and I don\’t remember that at all.