Month: February 2007

  • A Very Special Holiday Gambit

    As one of the few non-public/federal employees to have today off, I feel entitled to say: ha-ha! As such, I wasn\’t intending to file a Gambit today, but this is just too good to resist. I present you with: footage of the infamous Charles Barkley vs. Dick Bavetta footrace. Ok, so it\’s not very notable,…

  • Death Warmed Over

    I\’b thick… Ahhhchoooo… *hack*…. Ptooey Sorry…let\’s try that again. I\’m sick… and I know who gave it to me. Some a-hole at work who showed up on Tuesday looking like death warmed over. By Friday morning I too felt like death, and I too went in to work. Now why would I do such a…

  • hit the links

    smiles, everyone, smiles. it\’s friday, thank god. as such, check out some compelling items from the interweb tubes today: it\’s been three years since scottie pippen has played in an NBA basketball game, but he thinks he can come back and contribute towards a team\’s playoff run. no word on whether toni kukoc (\”the magic…

  • It\’s radiation! And a skull! Run!

    Exciting news today from the world of science! They\’ve changed the international symbol for radiation. I suppose to be more accurate what they\’ve done is taken the existing symbol and added more commonplace symbolage for people who don\’t know what the radiation symbol is. It makes sense overall, but what will they use for fallout…

  • Greatest thing since sliced bread? No-knead bread!

    If you caught any of the reports today, you\’d think that the Holy Grail had been found. Apparently a baker in NYC has discovered a recipe for bread that requires no kneading. Praise the deity of your choice!!! It is truly a miraculous age we live in! I should tone down the sarcasm a bit…

  • happy valentine\’s day

    crap. it\’s late, and i got nothin\’. oh, wait. yes i do. read this. whee. remember my posting about how some things don\’t hold up well? i tuned into the grammys earlier this week to see the police play– i\’m not a huge fan or anything, but like them enough to own a greatest hits…

  • Just what we needed!

    More one-dollar coins are on the way! Blech. If more vending machines accepted them that\’d be one thing, but they\’d still be heavy coins. You know what I\’d rather see? More two-dollar bills. Seriously. If I\’ve got four dollars in change coming to me, give me two twos. Right now my wallet is clogged with…

  • In The News

    Just a few assorted links for your perusal today. This article is an interesting read to me, as someone who feels it\’s perfectly valid to believe in BOTH evolution AND God, if you so choose. The Governator is making nose that he envisions California may become some sort of nation-state, which is fascinating on several…

  • donna martin graduates!

    and then… apparently… gets knocked up. ok, first, tori was never my preferred 90 girl. that easily was jennie garth, followed by tiffani amber-theissen and joe e. tata (not in that order). so, there\’s that. second, i\’m aware that being pregnant does weird things to a person\’s body. i appreciate this. i, myself, have done…

  • no les no more

    butera? got him. schatzeder? got him. davidson? got him. straker? not so much. yes, folks, there\’s a manhunt underway for one lester paul straker, former twins pitcher. you remember les– diminuitive venezuelan righty who actually started two games in the 1987 world series, including the pivotal game six. les even pitched a shutout the next…