Category: Wade A
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Doin\’ the Butt (Drag)
Yesterday, the C-level officers of simpleprop.com met at a local undisclosed pizza place for lunch. Here we compared ourselves to the framers of the constitution (true), came up with a far-fetched embezzlement scheme to make us wildly rich (true), and talked about the strategic future of this here website (not true). We also talked about…
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R.I.P., Leslie Nielsen
I learned late last night that Leslie Nielsen passed away, succumbing to complications from a recent bout of pneumonia. I was surprised to learn that he was 84 years old; to me, he seemed ageless, looking the same in 1980\’s Airplane! as he did in 2006\’s Scary Movie 4. His peak, though, was the Naked…
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Letter Never Sent
Dear Mr. Harwell, I am reluctant to admit that I have spent most of my life being barely aware of your existence. I remember there being a bit of a ruckus when you got fired by a college football coach, and that everyone was happy when the guy from Little Caesar\’s hired you back the…
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Bathroom Words
Unlike others I know (*cough* wadE *cough* Jason), I\’ve never had trouble with the affliction known informally as \”pee-shyness\”. The thought of whether I\’m next to someone else or not doesn\’t even cross my mind. Wait, does that make me pee-cocky? That\’s fun in a couple of ways, isn\’t it? Hee hee. Where was I?…
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Feeling Brevity\’s Pull
My first post for this little website measured in at a cool 807 words. I was always more of a bullet-point guy than a screeder, but, even so, my posts from that era routinely topped 1,000 words. In 2003, at roughly the same time, we introduced both the Gambit and the Forum. The former was…
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2009 NFL Wild Card Weekend Preview
wadE and Wade have teamed up to give you the most indepth analysis of the upcoming 2009 NFL Wild Card Weekend… well… the most indepth analysis you\’ll find on simpleprop.com at least…
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i\’m mean thanks to imeem
i discovered imeem.com last summer while desperately searching for a dashboard confessional cover of a weezer song (this one, if you\’re interested) that i\’d heard years before but wasn\’t available through itunes. i expected it to be Stuff comes because drugs from india This. And moisture. Affordable ed medicine online Would recommended mother pharm support…
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torre, spelling.
\”i love the yankees. they are better than \’cats.\’ i want to play for them again and again.\” if the yankees move forward as threatened, the above is about the only thing that players and managers will be able to say about the team if they ever write a book about their experiences in the…
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it\’s hp 2 be sqr
so today i made my way to the soda machine for my afternoon soda treat, as i am wont to do. i like to mix it up a little bit from time to time to keep some excitement in my life; fizzy water some days, diet dr. pepper other days. on days that seem to…
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\”i cast a meteor swarm spell on your beguiler\”
if you count my college gig, i\’ve been in IT for almost fifteen years. when one is in IT for that long, there are a certain amount of assumptions that the general public makes about you: your stance on hygiene, on which floor of your mother\’s house you reside, if you\’ve ever seen certain parts…