Less Dick. Less Bert.

Tired of inane baseball commentary? Bored with Bert\’s self-absorption and circles? Fed up with Dick\’s inability to discern a fly ball from a home run? Below is a list of people who I\’d rather hear broadcast a baseball game than Fox Sports North\’s dynamic duo:

Cory Provus and Tom Kelly
Roy Smalley and Jack Morris
Ted Robinson and Jim Kaat
Anthony LaPanta and Anthony LaPanta\’s hair
Marney Gellner and Robby Inca.. Robby Inki.. Marney Gellner and Ron Coomer
Telly Hughes and Telly from Sesame Street
Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa
Dead air
The Captain and Tennille
Fran Drescher and Rosie Perez

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2 responses to “Less Dick. Less Bert.”

  1. Eric TC Avatar
    Eric TC

    Marney Gellner and me.

  2. wadE Avatar

    I don’t mind Bremer… and Bert’s been gone most of the las month. Although Smalley has been painful at times. TK was fun for a bit earlier this year. After listening to broadcasts in other cities you shouldn’t complain.. we’ve got it pretty good. (See: Kay, Michael)