This is a post I had initially written in 2007, but never published. It\’s germane to a new post I\’m working on, so enjoy!
PUBLIC NOTICE OF EMAIL BANKRUPTCY
Public Notice is hereby given that wadE is declaring Email Bankruptcy. If you are an Email Creditor wishing a reply in full of an Email sent to wadE at his work email address, please be advised that he has filed the proper papers to legally have no obligation to respond to your email hereforeto.
Under and by virtue of the Power of Email Bankruptcy proceedings, wadE has freed himself of the bonds that tie him to his work computer all day long answer emails from various morons and buffoons.
A public auction of wadE\’s half written draft replies will occur in the near future. Until such time, do not send any emails to wadE as he is currently under the protection of Email Bankruptcy Law.
That is all.
Seymour B. Butts III Esq.
Attorney At Law
Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe LLC
12 Old Alabama Road
Roswell, Georgia 30076