The gift that keeps on taking

I did my level best to ignore, and then repress, what I heard on the news today. But then there was a follow up story today, and I could no longer avoid the horror. Basically what I\’m saying is: don\’t read this. And this.

But do make sure to vote in the poll in the second article. It\’s one of the burning questions of our time.

If you\’re unwilling to make a leap of horrific faith without any clues whatsoever, I\’ll be nice and provide the following keywords: Giambi, Jason, thong, gold lamè. You\’re welcome.

And in the course of rounding up today\’s links, I came across this little gem. Moises Alou was common knowledge, but I was unaware of Cecil the Turtle Jorge Posada\’s devotion to the practice. And I really didn\’t need to know about Kerry Wood and the hat.


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2 responses to “The gift that keeps on taking”

  1. anderswa Avatar

    wonderful, al. i can’t wait to see the traffic we start to generate via google from having those terms in the same post. 😉

  2. Explosive Bombchelle Avatar

    I voted in the poll because honestly, Giambi is the last Yankee I would want to see in a gold thong. I would even take George Steinbrenner over Jason Giambi.

    In case you were wondering, I voted for Derek Jeter. I know I have many readers of your site who disagree, but I think he is much dreamier than A-Rod.

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