Get Drunk for Charity!

Ok. Now that I have Wade A\’s attention. Kidding, I\’m kidding. Well, actually I\’m serious about the drinking. Check it out here (scroll down to \”Charity Wines\”).

There\’s so much goodness here that I don\’t quite know how to cover it. I guess I\’ll go with the old standby: the unordered list. We\’ll put that after the jump.

• Is it just me, or does Vintage Papi look an awful lot like Mike Tyson from Punchout?
• The less said about SauvignYooouuuk! the better. In fact, I already regret saying this much.
• Of course, I\’ll say no such thing about Cabernet Glavingnon. Of course.
• Is Homer Bailey the first minor leaguer to have his own wine? Can we get a ruling on this?
• Why is Jose Reyes holding the ball like that? Come to think of it, I\’d rather not know.
• I will register absolutely no shock at the fact that Dan Marino has his own wine. Hands fine enough to wear Isotoners look good holding a wine glass.
• Bobby Hebert, on the other hand. Wow. I\’m assuming his wine really is equal parts red wine and tabasco sauce.

All right, that\’s enough of that. I poke the fun, but honestly I do think this is a good idea. It\’s for a number of good causes after all. Although I do have to admit, when I look at a lot of these athletes and add the words \”fine wine\”, it\’s hard not to think of it like this.