Minnesota\’s lovely neighbor to the east has decided that it being a new year, it\’s time for a new slogan.
I thought I\’d try to give them a hand…
Wisconsin: Eat Cheese or Die
Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese
Wisconsin: America\’s Sausageland
Wisconsin: We\’re below Superior
Wisconsin: Blaze Orange isn\’t a color, it\’s a state of mind
Wisconsin: Our accents aren\’t as bad as Chicago
Wisconsin: Every time you use margarine, a kitten dies
Wisconsin: Bears suck
Wisconsin: California produces more cheese than us
Wisconsin: Cubs suck
Wisconsin: Life\’s so … ack… my chest… thump
Wisconsin: Vikings Suck
Wisconsin: Home of Paint Thinner Drinkers Anonymous
Wisconsin: In Brett We Trust
Wisconsin: Home of the Ho-Chunk Nation
Wisconsin: The Bar\’s Open!
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