pick your favorite:
bobby brown is convinced that osama bin laden is obsessed with killing him, and will actually carry out the act when the formerly relevant crooner tours australia this month. why? a recently released report says that the OBL is in love with whitney houston– therefore, it makes sense to take out her ex-husband, yeah? i\’m not sure why OBL would be that infatuated with whitney. maybe he\’s never been able to get \”how will i know\” out of his head? perhaps he\’s a huge fan of the bodyguard? or maybe, if you\’ve been living in caves long enough, even batsh!t crazy women seem attractive. who knows. oh, for the record, i would like to give bobby b. a swift kick in the groin as payback for my purchasing this in 1989. just sayin\’.
daunte culpepper, in describing his recent conflict with and subsequent release by the miami dolphins, compares himself to gandhi.
\”As I was going through this process I heard about a quote by Gandhi that best expresses my thoughts about this victory: \’First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win,\’\” Culpepper, who serves as his own agent, said in an e-mail. \”Now that I have won my freedom and I get to choose my next team, I am just like many other people who have to go out and find employment so that I can take care of my family.\”
i often get the two confused, to be honest. i hope this helps us all:
| Occupation | Quarterback | Political and Spiritual Leader |
| Residence | Florida mansion | Ashram |
| Hard Luck | Tearing ACL, MCL, and PCL | Assassination |
| Finances | Accumulated tens of millions in contracts and endorsements | Embraced simplicity, often returning gifts given to him |
| Signature Move | Arm roll | Tyranny through Civil Disobedience |
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