things that weigh more than sidney ponson

+ Ford F-150
+ al newman
+ 275-pound cheese wheel
+ the world\’s largest pumpkin
+ both a ton of feathers *and* a ton of bricks
+ 1,000 sticks of butter
+ three nick puntos







4 responses to “things that weigh more than sidney ponson”

  1. alex Avatar

    103 Testicles.*
    *Note: your own testicle weight may vary. Not a scientific form of measurement.

  2. anderswa Avatar

    *Note: i believe alex is asserting that his testicles weigh 2.43 pounds each.

  3. etc Avatar

    There’s a joke involving my balls and feathers on the tip of my tongue, I just can’t come up with it.

    Hell, there are jokes about Nick Punto and my balls that I can’t spit out.

  4. alex Avatar

    I thought I’d go with a conservative estimate. Looks like Fatty earned himself at least one more start. Let’s see him throw a good game against a decent team, though…

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