Overheard in the Bathroom

Snippets of conversation I\’ve been lucky enough to catch over the last month or so:

Two boys, middle school aged:
Boy #1: You shouldn\’t let that faucet run, it contributes to global warming.
Boy #2: Your face contributes to global warming!
[Pause]
Boy #1: No it doesn\’t!

Man and young son, in bathroom stall:
Man: Are you going #1 or #2?
Son [sounding genuinely uncertain]: I don\’t know!


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4 responses to “Overheard in the Bathroom”

  1. sparklegirl Avatar
    sparklegirl

    Alex, clearly you should be sharing these with the world via http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com.

  2. alex Avatar

    Yeah, I’ve read that site a few times. Good stuff there. But since I can’t link to here from a post there, I decided against it.

  3. anderswa Avatar

    sparklegirl provides half of their content. she’s just bucking for the referral bonus.

  4. sparklegirl Avatar
    sparklegirl

    That’s only partially true. The beer club I’m part of provides half the content.

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