A snippet of dialogue from the cheap seats* at last night\’s Twins game.
wadE: \”Who\’s that #75 down in the bullpen?\”
Alex (helpfully): \”That\’s the bullpen catcher.\”
wadE (exasperated): \”Yeah, but what\’s his name?!\”
Wade and Alex (in unison): \”Amundson.\”
wadE: \”Ah yeah. It wasn\’t coming to mind. Didn\’t he explore the South Pole?\”
Alex (chuckling): \”Yes.\”
Wade (deadpan): \”Is that a euphemism for butt sex?\”
Yes, we\’re idiots.
*Actually the seats were really nice, courtesy of Michelle and her friend in the Royals\’ front office (thanks!). However, any seats where we reside are by default the cheap seats.
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