Help! Help! I\’m being oppressed!

I knew it.  Grr.  Read this (and then come back). 

This totally explains why my life has been so hard.  The deck has been stacked against me since birth; something completely out of control has forced me down a certain path, (ir)regardless of my natural-born abilities.  Woe, woe is me.

But seriously, folks.  How can this be more than a statistical anomaly?  (And I fully anticipate that the other two yutzes on this site will probably argue that lefties are naturally more gifted.  Blar.)







One response to “Help! Help! I\’m being oppressed!”

  1. Brian Avatar

    See! This is what I have been saying for years – they are trying to take over the world. It is their twisted way to get revenge on a society that recognizes them as the freaks that they are.

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