Snakes on a Plane!

Following up on wadE\’s post about Hollywood\’s questionable movie-making techniques, I\’d like to proudly present you with the following monstrosity, since I just now heard about it:

Snakes on a Plane!
(Starring Samuel L. Jackson!)

Ok. … Really? \’Cause that sounds like an awful movie. And I looked at the cast list, it\’s just Samuel L. and a bunch of people no one\’s ever heard of*. However, I will allow for the fact that it may be so awful as to be entertaining, much like Lake Placid, or Deep Blue Sea. But I don\’t think that\’s probably what the movie makers intended, nor am I going to hold my breath for that outcome.

Ah well, what do I care? I\’ll just continue to vote with my wallet, by not going to see the things. I just wish I had better options for when I do want to go see something.

*(I\’m well aware that many of you will say you\’ve heard of Julianna Margulies. Whatever.)







3 responses to “Snakes on a Plane!”

  1. wadE Avatar

    Actually, Snakes on a Plane has phenomenal Internet Buzz. People are making their own trailers for the movie, there are whole website dedicated to talking about it. The Producers of the movie reportedly had Sam Jackson go back and re-record some dialogue to put in a much requested phrase (I couldn’t find what the phrase was, but I’m guessing it had “bad motherfucker” in it somehow).

    The question is whether or not this buzz will translate into people going to see it, or maybe it’s more fun to make fun of it.

    I vote for B.

  2. alex Avatar

    B. Definitely B.

    I know that Ask A Ninja had a short bit about Snakes on a Plane, but I can’t be arsed to go back and look and see which episode it was in.

  3. Brian Avatar

    The phrase was “We have to get these motherfucking snakes of this motherfucking planes” or something really close to that.

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