Following up on wadE\’s post about Hollywood\’s questionable movie-making techniques, I\’d like to proudly present you with the following monstrosity, since I just now heard about it:
Snakes on a Plane!
(Starring Samuel L. Jackson!)
Ok. … Really? \’Cause that sounds like an awful movie. And I looked at the cast list, it\’s just Samuel L. and a bunch of people no one\’s ever heard of*. However, I will allow for the fact that it may be so awful as to be entertaining, much like Lake Placid, or Deep Blue Sea. But I don\’t think that\’s probably what the movie makers intended, nor am I going to hold my breath for that outcome.
Ah well, what do I care? I\’ll just continue to vote with my wallet, by not going to see the things. I just wish I had better options for when I do want to go see something.
*(I\’m well aware that many of you will say you\’ve heard of Julianna Margulies. Whatever.)
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