Twins sign former All Star!

Well, ok, they signed this guy.

Thankfully, it was only to a minor-league deal, as would befit a guy with less than a thousand plate appearances in the bigs. Other things that stand out from his Baseball Reference page:

One of his similar batters is Scott Stahoviak.
One of his most similar by age is Doug Mientkiewicz.

Practically a who\’s who of former Twins with more consonants than talent. You\’ll excuse me if I imply that this signing makes Rondell White look exciting.







One response to “Twins sign former All Star!”

  1. anderswa Avatar

    he may have been injured the past couple of years, but i loved watching his show on the WB.

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