Happy Groundhog's Day!!!

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Punxsutawney Phil was yanked from his slumber at down (Punxsutawney local time) as he is (or his kin) every year and held up for the drunken masses to see.

Yes Virginia, there will be 6 more weeks of winter.

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My favorite bits are:

The National Environmental Trust said it's groundhog-suit-wearing human "will ignore his shadow and will instead rely on global warming evidence to forecast an early spring."

The American Physiological Society was offering experts to discuss "What Punxsutawney Phil can teach us about surviving massive blood loss, preventing muscle atrophy, and more."

The Pennsylvania Lottery even has Gus, "the second most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania," who implores lottery players to "keep on scratchin'."

... Um... ok then... regardless, I think the movie is probably better than the real thing. And if you haven't seen the movie, I'm sure TBS is having an all-day marathon...

Happy Groundhog's Day!!!


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