Governor Dracula
- wadE
Per usual, go here
and come back.
That's right, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey is running for the Governor of Minnesota.
Before you laugh, he has promised to personally impale any terrorists on the steps of the capitol.
Ok, you may laugh now.
If you are brave enough to dig deeper, you will see that his ambition doesn't stop of the
governor's house:
Upon becoming President I will immediately recall ALL servicemen and
women from combat areas around the world. Additionally, I will have
President George W. Bush charged and tried for the murders of every
American that has been killed in Iraq as a result of him sending them into
War. Upon being convicted, I think everyone knows what his punishment will
be.
You guess it... impaled... on the Capitol Steps.
America is a beautiful place, isn't it? For only 300 bucks you too can run for governor
of Minnesota! I, for one, know who I'm voting for!
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