Jacko going to Jailo

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So I heard this morning on the radio that during the recent raid of Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch, they found a secret room off his bedroom that had pictures of shirtless boys, and an autographed picture of Macaulay Culkin that said something like, "never leave me home alone".

Not looking so good for Jacko.

What is even more outrageous is that a family attorney has not said that Jacko and his attorney will "choose their own time and their own place" to surrender to authorities.

It's an old rehash, but we all know if it was Bob Jackson who had been accused of molesting a child, the cops would have stormed his house, slapped on the cuffs, and he'd be sitting in jail right now.

Instead Jacko takes off from Vegas in his private jet and his pilot didn't file a flight plan, so who knows where he is.

It's not a white Bronco, but it just might do.


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