Lies, Damn Lies, and Rita Moreno

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So one of the things that I do on a fairly regular basis as a perk for running this site is check out our daily stats page. It tells us things like the domains who visited the site, what pages were looked at, and, most fun of all, search strings entered to bring random folks to our pages. I'd like to present y'all today with a quick sampling of the best of these search strings from the last two months:

gheorghe muresan snickers, and relatedly, nba do you want to smell like me
The popularity of My Giant knows no bounds, apparently.

here's your loser actor bouquet
Merlin Olson must be proud.

pictures of tim spooneybarger
You'd be surprised how much this one comes up. Seriously. I wonder if it's some pornography code that I don't know about.

monk weave
Ok, now this one's fun. I wonder what they thought when they got to the part about the patented Art Monk Weave while playing TSB...

hate rick moranis
I guess Jake's not the only one. Either that or Jake did this.

sue bird fantasy
Can't blame 'em, really. But I am a bit perplexed at how she hasn't managed to e-mail me yet. Sue, I'm waiting.

brad muster super tecmo bowl
Mustaros the Infiltrator has come to play two-card monte with your children! I live for the day we get a search hit on "two-card monte", by the way...

lenny from the simpsons
Lenny? Lenny is that popular? Huh.

coon's age
Seriously... why would anyone search for this?

Ok, so you get the idea. It is occasionally quite hilarious. And yes, I'm leaving out all the Golden Tee references. They like us little enough as it is. Have a good weekend, kiddies.


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