Last year I outlined the platform of my candidacy for the position of President of the United States of America.

Recently the Texas GOP has released their 2010 State Republican Party Platform, which by reports I’m reading is very similar to their 2008 Platform.
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That’s working out really well so far, isn’t it?

The Yahoo! News headline (courtest of Live Science) reads: Quarter of Republicans Think Obama May Be the Anti-Christ.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why Wall Street Fat Cats and Corporate Tycoons run America… because for the most part the people aren’t in any shape to do so.

I have a strong feeling this survey isn’t exactly accurate, but any measurable number of people who feel this way (combined with the Tea Party wingnuts, “Birthers”, and anyone who has threatened a Congressperson), is too many.

America… what the hell is wrong with you people?!?!

I hereby announce my intent to form a committee to investigate the feasibility of my candidacy for the office of President of the United States of America in 2012.
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When I first heard the term “Bailout” in 2008, I (and millions of Americans) thought to myself: “why should *my* tax dollars be given to these irresponsible and idiotic companies?”
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