There are some things that you see that you wish you could un-see. Honestly, if you’re not like me, if you have any modicum of self-control, if you are able to resist clicking on a link after I tell you that you’re really gonna feel better off if you don’t, then I implore you: DO NOT CLICK THROUGH.

That said, if you must, it’s really quite SFW, all things considered. Unless laughing so hard that you cry is something that might get you fired. Anyway.

http://www.tronguy.net/TRONcostume/

Yes, I know, I’m completely immature. *shrugs*

This doesn’t even really need a preamble, does it?

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/

I don’t typically put disclaimers on too many things. This link, however, I feel deserves one. If you don’t enjoy reading tales that are both humorous and disgusting; If you don’t appreciate stories about poop on a puerile, 4th-grade level; And c’mon now, we all know who we are, and who we aren’t; Well then I’m afraid this story is in every way not for you.

However, if you’re brave enough to soldier on, well then soldier on:

Bob the Anal Fissure

Honestly, I can’t believe that in my decade-plus of combing these here pipes that make up the internets* that I haven’t encountered this story before. Of course, it’s also possible that my powers of repression are just that good. You’ve been warned.

Shout out: I finally found this story via Audrey at LowConcept. Thanks. I think.

*(Thank you Senator Stevens.)

I have to admit, I really was blazed by this.