Bear in mind that I am an avowed carnivore. I have no particular problem with eating a hot dog now and then. I love bacon. I typically don’t think twice about eating things that have been deep fried. While I don’t necessarily care for cheese-product, I do like cheese. And yet, when you put all these things together into one monstrosity of nature, I have to say that my stomache doesn’t even like the concept of this link:

Bacon-wrapped, cheese-filled, deep-fried hot dogs!

And with all that said, does anyone know what it costs to open a booth at the Minnesota State Fair?