Just put the following into an email, and then decided I needer a wider audience for venting:
Ok. I’m not a car guy. I really just want something that starts when I
turn the key, and plays CDs real loud. I happen to own a Chevy, but
that’s almost incidental. But seriously, I would consider selling it on
principle at this point because of that damn ‘our country’ commercial. I
just want to watch Pats-Colts in peace, I don’t want to be bombarded with
that song every other commercial. Just shut up, Mellencamp! Go back to
being called John Cougar! Agh!
Really. For the love of God. Every. Single. Commercial. Break. At this point I’m yearning for a political attack ad. And that’s saying something. If you hear about someone plunging a fork into John Mellencamp on the street, somebody start me a legal fund. Thanks.
See, this is why I watch Canadian TV (Wings-Preds on TSN, where they have “SportsCentre”).
i saw a blog post somewhere in the last couple of weeks that had before and after shots of mellenchump’s website; in the first, he had a message that said something to the effect of how corporations are screwing over the american workers, yadda ^3. on the new version, there was something about how happy he was to be collaborating with one of america’s great companies, ford motors. bleh.