In referencing things that are very difficult, a consultant at work made the following observation:

It’s like pushing Jell-O up a wall with a fork.

I chuckled, and then wrote it down. Now I share it with you, world.

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/nfl/thick-in-the-britches-203892.php

One of the things I like best about Deadspin is the comments. On a day when everything falls into place, the place gets a big magical. Plus they’re all pretty much insane, which is fitting, since I do have a comment pass myself.

So to the person who took in al the absurd information in this post, processed it, and decided that the most appropriate comment had to be: “KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!”, well, I salute you. I salute you by giggling for 15 minutes straight.

http://www.missico.com/personal/nonsense/collections/grown_up_signs.htm

I don’t agree with all of these, which is hopefully proof enough that I’m still young. Heh.

Last night, during the Twins post-game celebration, I noticed that Morneau was wearing a Canucks t-shirt. Then a short time later on, I happened to see the back of the shirt. The name across the shoulders?

Bertuzzi.

How dare he.

(I kid, but I’m serious. Jerk.)

Oh, and for those of you who believe in things like fate, I got this from Bat-Girl’s comment boards: In the clinching game, Morneau hit home run number…

34.

It’s as easy of a choice as it was a week ago.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15004160/

I posted about the Clinton interview over at the main site yesterday, but this takes it to an even higher level. It’s starting to reach the point where if you’re not outraged, you may not be paying attention.

I hope KO has hired a food taster.

If (like me) you are unable to watch the “free” video, come back later - I’ll post a YouTube link as soon as I find one.

EDIT. Damn. Crooks and Liars has video up. Powerful speech, sir. Keep it up.