The Yahoo! News headline (courtest of Live Science) reads: Quarter of Republicans Think Obama May Be the Anti-Christ.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why Wall Street Fat Cats and Corporate Tycoons run America… because for the most part the people aren’t in any shape to do so.

I have a strong feeling this survey isn’t exactly accurate, but any measurable number of people who feel this way (combined with the Tea Party wingnuts, “Birthers”, and anyone who has threatened a Congressperson), is too many.

America… what the hell is wrong with you people?!?!

Make something that, even to me, looks a heck of a lot like magic:

I won’t say that I’m exactly eager to plop down the amount of money that Photoshop CS5 will cost . . . but wow.

(Found via John Nack’s blog.)

In case you haven’t heard, Joe Mauer has signed an 8 year $184 million contract extension. This keeps Joe Mauer a Twin until 2018 (barring any opt-out clauses).
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The Best and Worst of Saturday Night Live – 2010 Edition
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Live from New York…it’s Saturday Night!!!

Seven years ago I wrote a long article about Saturday Night Live. Since that time it has becoming the most viewed page on Simpleprop.com. Since seven years have passed I’ve decided to update the article, much like the second edition of a book. For the most part it’s the same, but still new and improved! Enjoy.
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