dear gawd
so, i’m trying to be better about posting content that i actually come up with, vs. just borrowing things from other sites. trying to be less meta, if you will. however, for those who are as appalled by joe morgan specifically (and by the murdering of the english language, in general) as i am, this must be shared:
hat tip to firejoemorgan, of course.



June 11th, 2008
I hate to say it, but for those two, that was fairly entertaining. (Yes, that’s a large caveat in the middle of that sentence, I know.)
June 16th, 2008
Ok… at the 3:30 mark (or so) is the first comment of any kind that was related to the game at hand (fukedome fouls that one away)… otherwise for the full 4:40 there is no mention of anything going on the in the game.
Point 2: what is joe morgan’s obsession with “consistent”? How many times did he say that work or its derivatives in that 4:40? I’d go back and find out but that would be yet another 4 minutes and 40 seconds of my life that I’ll never get back.
iii: at the 3:44 mark there’s a shot of the crowd with a couple of kids wearing a blue wig with a white stripe down the middle, I have one of those from when I went to Dodger Stadium like 5 years ago… they were sponsored by Mervyn’s back then, wonder who is sponsoring them now.
and lastly, why didn’t Miller stick it to him that there is no real “answer” b/c it’s not a trivia question, it’s an opinion question. I agree with FJM, morgan: great player, worst broadcaster alive.
June 16th, 2008
re: your last point– i think miller has (rightly) given up on trying to use logic on joe.