Minnesota’s lovely neighbor to the east has decided that it being a new year, it’s time for a new slogan.

I thought I’d try to give them a hand…

Wisconsin: Eat Cheese or Die
Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese
Wisconsin: America’s Sausageland
Wisconsin: We’re below Superior
Wisconsin: Blaze Orange isn’t a color, it’s a state of mind
Wisconsin: Our accents aren’t as bad as Chicago
Wisconsin: Every time you use margarine, a kitten dies
Wisconsin: Bears suck
Wisconsin: California produces more cheese than us
Wisconsin: Cubs suck
Wisconsin: Life’s so … ack… my chest… thump
Wisconsin: Vikings Suck
Wisconsin: Home of Paint Thinner Drinkers Anonymous
Wisconsin: In Brett We Trust
Wisconsin: Home of the Ho-Chunk Nation
Wisconsin: The Bar’s Open!