I don’t really consider myself a programmer or a website designer. Sure, I know my way around HTML with some proficiency. I’m capable of stealing and modifying code to suit my own purposes, and most of the time things go as planned. Still, I feel as though I take more of a scotch tape and spitballs approach to assembling websites overall.

Then again, I didn’t expose the world to. . . this!

Oof. I think I gave myself a seizure when I looked at it the second time.

Edit: It could have been worse, I suppose; I don’t see any blink tags.

i came home from work on monday evening to find the following sitting on my kitchen counter.

yes. i am now the proud owner of dryer balls. apparently my life will never be the same. i can make my towels fluffier with my dryer balls. i can save energy with my dryer balls. i can use my dryer balls over and over and over again and, apparently, they will last for years. my dryer balls are hypoallergenic. by dryer balls are safe. and natural.

i will look back upon november 5th and wonder in amazement about how i got by in life without dryer balls. one day i will put my grandchildren on my knee and tell them how my life changed once i had dryer balls. i plan on telling all of my friends the advantages of having dryer balls.

i encourage you all to get a pair.