Archive for April 11th, 2007

on most days, aqua seafoam green

Skunch Wade A

transcription of a call between a BRITA customer service rep and our hero:

OH: “yes, i have a kitchen faucet-mount filter, and the black plastic adapter that connects it to the faucet has cracked.”

CSR: “oh, no problem sir, we can get that replaced for you. what color is your unit?”