Overheard in the Bathroom

Alex The Gambit

Snippets of conversation I’ve been lucky enough to catch over the last month or so:

Two boys, middle school aged:
Boy #1: You shouldn’t let that faucet run, it contributes to global warming.
Boy #2: Your face contributes to global warming!
[Pause]
Boy #1: No it doesn’t!

Man and young son, in bathroom stall:
Man: Are you going #1 or #2?
Son [sounding genuinely uncertain]: I don’t know!

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