baby you can’t drive your pickup
between my (typically) liberal mindset and my liberal arts education background, i am incredibly hesitant to stereotype anyone. i feel it’s incredibly short-sighted to try to pigeonhole someone into expected behaviors based on race, religion, or creed. (i don’t know what the hell “creed” means, it just seemed to flow there.) i work extremely hard on not pre-judging anyone based on their demographics; their thoughts and actions should drive how i view them, not any sort of insinuated norms accepted by a portion of our country and our culture.
that said: everyone who drives a pickup drives like an asshole.
now, i know, i’m in trouble already. my father drives a pickup and is the most courteous, law-abiding, and peaceful drivers i know. but he’s clearly the exception here. on my last four or five commutes to (and from) work, i’ve made note of each of the jackass moves* that have occurred around me, and who has committed said moves. the tote board, ed:
jackass moves: 9
jackass moves done by pickups: 8
that’s right, 89%. i think i’m well within my rights to paint with a wide brush on this one, don’t you?
* - “jackass moves” include (but are not limited to): lane-changing without signals, discourteous merging tactics– active and passive, using the HOV lane without passengers, passing like a blaze of light on the right-hand side, and tailgating.



March 20th, 2007
I’ve often thought about what is someone invented an in-console computer that you could track the license plate numbers of people and comments that you could review later.
APX641 - cut me off and gave me the finger when I honked.
DDY097 - I let him merge and he gave the friendly wave.
When I was commuting downtown I tended to see the same people every day, but you forget who the a-holes are. It’d be cool to have a little reminder when you see them again.
March 20th, 2007
…because what we really need more of from our drivers on the road is… typing?
March 20th, 2007
no no… voice activated of course, record your comments… geez, do I have to spell it all out for you!