Archive for August 25th, 2006

Drunken ‘Sconnies

News wadE

The venerable Forbes.com has just released a ranking of the nations’ “drunkest” cities.  To no one’s surprise, number one is Milwaukee (or Milli-wah-kay, Algonquin for “the good land”).

This is hardly late breaking news to us Minnesotans who know that our bretheren to the east are known for drinking paint thinner on occassion (gotta have something to thin out the blood after all that cheese and sausage).But before we climb all the way up on our high horse here in Minnesota, we should take a glance at number two on the list… that’s right, the Twin Cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul. 

Oops! 

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